Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, something even more fascinating than a hybrid of the two…and before we’ll proceed any further please hide this post from anyone convinced conservatism is the new punk rock. Don’t hand them any extra ammo, if you can.
Pictured here (via a skeet by Anarchosloth) is a meeting between two enfant terribles of this world – the infamous and long deceased feces flinger Kevin Michael “GG” Allin (born Jesus Christ Allin; August 29, 1956 – June 28, 1993) and Donald John Trump, current flinger of horrible obscenities, threats and insults.
Photo caption reads
G.G is always fun to be around–especially when I’m in the mood for terrific music or golf
While former president’s obsession with golf is well documented, his musical taste remains a bit of mystery outside of his rallies and associated cease-and-desist letters.
As for GG – there’s troves of photo evidence of that enfant terrible hobnobbing with celebrities. Think Johnny Cash, Joe Perry from Aerosmith and even Ian Curtis (well OK – that one isn’t real, just some Halloween prankery).
But even with all those celeb encounters taken into account the endless questions remain. Under what circumstances was this photo taken? Does Donald Trump have GG Allin’s record in his musical collection? Let’s comb Internet for clues, shall we…
BREAKING: President Trump posthumously pardons GG Allin for 297 counts of throwing his shit into the audience – Loudwire
Refused announce 2020 North American tour with anti-Trump poster – Consequence
If this encounter let alone friendship is real then truth really is stranger than fiction. – steemit
In the end the mystery remains as none of these provide anything even remotely resembling an answer. If any of you, IHN readers/followers, know, though, please sound off in the comment section!
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